girls are jerks and boys are whores

We’re so inconsistent about what we let kill ya. “Smoking?
Must be eradicated. Marijuana?
Zero tolerance.”
But there’s lots of ways to kill yourself. You know what I think kills you?
Stress, and being a workaholic, and never getting laid, and, uh,
McDonalds, and staying mad at people, and lying for a living,
and three-martini lunches,
and the all-American breakfast,
and whatever the fuck Elvis was doing. That’s what kills you.
Bill Maher

well, all this while it is like i have signed into rehab. baby, you are like a disease that i never did know how to get rid of.